1. "He liked her with long hair so she cut it short."
    — 

    Word Story by Pien Pouwels (via oceanflowerbird)

    Step one

    (via eatinq)

    it works

    (via bitchatvogue)

     
  2. (Quelle: tamaralich, via euo)

     
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  4. pepahh:

    this gets me so hard

    apparently this was johnny and winona meeting for the first time they broke up or something

    (Quelle: becauseitsjohnnydepp, via w-a-v-e)

     
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  6. (Quelle: pornocean, via delphiclife)

     
  7. (Quelle: gifthescreen, via 10knotes)

     
  8. samxpoope:

    "Are these treats vegan?"

    hi casper 

    (Quelle: awwww-cute, via alexwtf)

     
  9. Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t.

    (Quelle: movieshift, via dystrale)

     
  10. (Quelle: phyx, via delphiclife)

     

  11. HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

    sarcastic-sanity:

    1. Pour out how much you think you need.

    2. Wrong.

    (via realisiert)

     
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  13. sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

    (Quelle: cumdurnp, via teilzeitgestoert)

     
  14. nickdrake:

    Christian Bale / American Psycho.

    (via euo)

     
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